June 2008
4 posts
It's high time for a "Take No Prisoners"-policy!
Justices open US courts to detainees
Religion of Peace
Somali Islamist rejects ceasefire
A top Islamist leader rejects a UN-brokered ceasefire signed by Somalia’s government and an opposition bloc.
Good, there will be print media in 10 years
Ballmer: “There will be no media consumption left in 10 years that is not delivered over an IP network.”
Oh. My. God.
McClellan on the Daily Show. That dude can’t even defend his own book from a fake news host… How the fuck did that guy get his ass in the White House in the first place?
May 2008
28 posts
Dear Democrats, Change That Matters →
“Jimmy Carter says Israel had 150 nuclear weapons”
– Times OnlineCould we now put this sorry excuse for a President into a home for deranged people?
This is getting pathetic, dear Media →
75’000 my ass…
“No, I’m calling you a f*cking jerk.”
– John McCain to fellow Republican Sen. Chuck Grassley, when Grassley asked “Are you calling me stupid?”
Pure, truely unholy evil →
Obama vs. Geography →
Dude, where is my state?
“Too often in the Middle East, politics has consisted of one leader in power and...”
– President George W. Bush Oh dear, we will miss him.
When product placement goes horribly wrong →
“Switzerland to get the iPhone, remain neutral
Swisscom has signed a deal with...”
– Dan Moren, iPhone Central
Who in God's name are these 18% people?
…he [John McCain] leads Obama 71-18% on experience.. And how big a rock do you have to live under to come to such a conclusion?
“Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.”
– Groucho Marx
“I was a vegetarian until I started leaning toward the sunlight.”
– Rita Rudner
Count me in!
“We will be selling an iPhone with 3G capability next month”Luigi Licciardi, Telecom Italia vice president
Open Source FTW!
Because of a virus infection, the Vietnamese language pack for Firefox 2 was polluted with adware, Mozilla security chief Window Snyder said in a blog posting. “Everyone who downloaded the most recent Vietnamese language pack since February 18, 2008 got an infected copy,” she wrote. “Mozilla does virus scans at upload time but the virus scanner did not catch this issue until several months after...
“The U.S. Defense Department said it was unconcerned by Russia’s plans to...”
– Reuters
Obama wants to run a campaign based on the premise that he is going to change Washington. You know who wanted to do that too? That mormon nutjob. Here’s your running mate, Barack.
So it doesn't smell bad in the fridge
Every day British people throw away more than a million pots of unopened yoghurt. Why?Oh, and because they’re British.
Thank you, Captain Obvious!
“We’ve always heard that interviewers make up their mind about a person in the first two or three minutes of an interview, no matter how long the interview lasts,” said study leader Greg Stewart, associate professor of management and organizations. “We found that the first impression begins with a handshake that sets the tone for the rest of the interview.” Also, if...
Stop doing that!
How hard can it be?
Men, here's good news!
Liv Tyler trennt sich von Ehemann
“It is not weakness but wisdom to talk not just to our friends but to our...”
– John Podhoretz, Commentary
April 2008
9 posts
You Racist!
Wright says criticism is attack on black church (AP) 1. Nice to see him back in the game. Republicans never moved a finger. Really great! 2. Doesn’t he have a better defence than yelling racist?
Assembled Chuck Norris Facts
There is no ‘ctrl’ button on Chuck Norris’s computer. Chuck Norris is always in control. Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song. When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn’t get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris can divide by zero. Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one. Chuck Norris once went skydiving, but...
“The real problem is this: ex-Presidents don’t undermine sitting...”
– Ken Hayes, responding to ”The Sad End of Jimmy Carter.”
“Hundreds of thousands of Web sites - including several at the United Nations and...”
– WaPo
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How fucked up do you have to be...
…to enter a room called Room of Silence in a library with your big-ass bulky Dell laptop predating my younger, 14 year old brother and use it when the only fan setting it knows is one resembling an Airbus A380 at take-off?
“Sex is funny. Actually it’s hilarious. Somewhere along the line, someone...”
– Facebook
“Using Cosmo as a sex bible is wrong. I dont know who comes up with half that...”
– Facebook
February 2008
2 posts
“Paul Nitze was testifying before a panel of senators, being worked over by the...”