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Assembled Chuck Norris Facts
There is no ‘ctrl’ button on Chuck Norris’s computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.
Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song.
When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn’t get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.
Chuck Norris once went skydiving, but promised never to do it again. One Grand Canyon is enough.
