Random Gregisms

It's high time for a "Take No Prisoners"-policy!

Fri, 13 Jun 2008 11:37:16 +0200

Justices open US courts to detainees

Religion of Peace

Tue, 10 Jun 2008 12:40:40 +0200

Somali Islamist rejects ceasefire

A top Islamist leader rejects a UN-brokered ceasefire signed by Somalia’s government and an opposition bloc.

Good, there will be print media in 10 years

Fri, 06 Jun 2008 15:52:42 +0200

Ballmer: “There will be no media consumption left in 10 years that is not delivered over an IP network.”

Oh. My. God.

Tue, 03 Jun 2008 11:57:07 +0200

McClellan on the Daily Show. That dude can’t even defend his own book from a fake news host… How the fuck did that guy get his ass in the White House in the first place?

Dear Democrats, Change That Matters

Thu, 29 May 2008 09:05:24 +0200

Dear Democrats, Change That Matters

"Jimmy Carter says Israel had 150 nuclear weapons"

Mon, 26 May 2008 12:31:00 +0200

“Jimmy Carter says Israel had 150 nuclear weapons”

- Times OnlineCould we now put this sorry excuse for a President into a home for deranged people?

This is why I love the Swiss. These stickers are all over the...

Mon, 26 May 2008 12:23:34 +0200

This is why I love the Swiss. These stickers are all over the place in Zurich…

This is getting pathetic, dear Media

Wed, 21 May 2008 21:43:35 +0200

This is getting pathetic, dear Media:

75’000 my ass…

More evidence…

Wed, 21 May 2008 00:08:40 +0200

More evidence…

The greatest country on earth.

Wed, 21 May 2008 00:06:58 +0200

The greatest country on earth.

"No, I’m calling you a f*cking jerk."

Tue, 20 May 2008 22:08:10 +0200

““No, I’m calling you a f*cking jerk.””

- John McCain to fellow Republican Sen. Chuck Grassley, when Grassley asked “Are you calling me stupid?”

Pure, truely unholy evil

Tue, 20 May 2008 15:37:01 +0200

Pure, truely unholy evil

Obama vs. Geography

Mon, 19 May 2008 19:10:34 +0200

Obama vs. Geography:

Dude, where is my state?

"Too often in the Middle East, politics has consisted of one leader in power and the opposition in..."

Mon, 19 May 2008 00:04:15 +0200

“

Too often in the Middle East, politics has consisted of one leader in power and the opposition in jail.

In our democracy, we would never punish a person for owning a Koran. We would never issue a death sentence to someone for converting to Islam. Democracy does not threaten Islam or any religion. Democracy is the only system of government that guarantees their protection.

”

- President George W. Bush

Oh dear, we will miss him.

When product placement goes horribly wrong

Thu, 15 May 2008 22:07:03 +0200

When product placement goes horribly wrong

"Switzerland to get the iPhone, remain neutral Swisscom has signed a deal with Apple to bring the..."

Thu, 15 May 2008 19:21:16 +0200

“

Switzerland to get the iPhone, remain neutral

Swisscom has signed a deal with Apple to bring the iPhone to Switzerland later this year.

But they still don’t answer the questions that inquiring Swissophiles want to know: will it have holes in it? Will it speak four languages? Will it feature a cute blond girl in pigtails? Will it support Helvetica?

”

- Dan Moren, iPhone Central

Who in God's name are these 18% people?

Tue, 13 May 2008 22:32:52 +0200

…he [John McCain] leads Obama 71-18% on experience..

And how big a rock do you have to live under to come to such a conclusion?

"Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot."

Tue, 13 May 2008 21:17:22 +0200

“Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.”

- Groucho Marx

"I was a vegetarian until I started leaning toward the sunlight."

Tue, 13 May 2008 21:13:35 +0200

“I was a vegetarian until I started leaning toward the sunlight.”

- Rita Rudner

Can you spell iPhone-rip-off?

Mon, 12 May 2008 14:02:05 +0200

Can you spell iPhone-rip-off?